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Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time
You and 182,000 Kurdish people
And the Marsh Arabs :(
And the Bush family :(
I’m disappointed that there’s not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.
Both 👍
If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you
The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.
Gotta get that shower warmed up while you take a naked poop.
Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?
You posted your comment 4 times. Anyways, here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-place
Oh that’s good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.
my favorite chapter of “I can’t believe it’s not loss”
The third and forth panel should be switched. Hope whorever repost this correct that.
that could work, more of less(?
I just sit in the corner like Gollum with a towel wrapped around me for like 20 minutes after I turn the water off.
If you’re a poor fart like me who has children who like to spend way too much time using up the hot water doing said things…
https://showersavingtimer.com/products/showerwizard-1
The price made up for itself in 3 months in my house lol.
The wife hated me when I got it too, but at least I don’t have paint bubbling walls anymore and they aren’t taking $1 showers every day twice a day. Don’t forget to turn off your bathroom fan to get it extra warm and humid then close the door after getting out and still not turn it on…
Being able to shit in the nice toilet is a nice side bonus so people aren’t hogging the good bathroom for an hour at a time.
Check your state’s website for free LED bulbs, shower heads, air sealing, even furnaces if you’re low income.
Who the hell showers for 6 minutes or longer? I get wet, turn of the water to soap up and then rinse myself. The whole thing takes like 5 minutes. And the water is on for half that time. You people have issues.
i like to roleplay as a lobster
It helps to use more than one type of soap (shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash) and then also have to shave your lower extremities. I have an exfoliation cloth I use that I don’t get quite clean without. I’m pretty sure that’s not even a high maintenance routine when it comes to women.
Easily 15 minutes for me, 30 if I take time to enjoy (distract myself with) the warm water. That’s not counting all the stuff I do after the shower. I have pretty bad ADHD though so time tends to melt away for me in general.
Sorry mate, best I can offer is less frequent showers and keeping an eye on the dirty bits a la mila kunis and ashton kutcher. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my hair doesn’t tolerate daily washing anyways.
It’s because they get distracted like above or just use it to ‘relax’.
Tubs really need to be larger so people can lay in them. Even then, it still takes about 15 gallons of hot water to submerge someone. If I ever get even marginally richer, it’ll be one of the first things I do. A properly sized tub you can lay down in making your knees hurt from having to stay bent or having your entire torso stick out of the water.
People shit on Shower bath shower, but Faye had the first 2/3s right. Get the quick gross shit off, plug the drain. Let it fill while you shower then fill the rest if need be. The water will stay hot longer and you can actually lay back and relax.
As a woman I can confirm. Sometimes I skip my hair or shaving, but when I need to do both there is no way I’m taking less than 6 minutes. 10 minimum.
I think that comment is saying the opposite of what you’re saying
You are right, my comment would make more sense if I did it under meowmix’s one. Oh well
Also this is such a colossal waste of water
Thankfully water falls from the sky and our residential use of it barely amounts to a single digit percent compared to industrial and agricultural consumption of water. Unfortunately some regions charge residents way too much for it and have the gall to try to convince the populace that reducing personal use of water will have any meaningful impact. All so they can get back 0.1% of the total water used so they can spend a few more minutes watering lettuce they’re growing in the desert.
If you are concerned about water usage then animal ag is the big thing to remove from your life.
Generally just consuming less, huge amounts of water get used making completely unnecessary shit like softdrink.
In terms of energy usage generally the vast majority of a household’s energy usage is driving. So my advice?
Walk or cycle where you can, go vegan, buy less junk, and guiltlessly enjoy long hot showers outside of drought conditions.
If you like absurdly long showers look into mist showers (saves water not energy) or just water shaving shower heads.
Yes, but I do like to do these things sometimes and then pay a penance by not flushing for a week.
Luckily I have managed to spend less time in the shower.
One thing that (at least I think so) affected the time reduction greatly was using a stopwatch to see, how much time I use.But sometimes it just feels so good to just stand there under! Especially if you feel cold!
Haha I’m a waterbender!
*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?
Oppai, nice
Wtf dudes
This is the tamest version of this meme possible. I do have to say, despite the lack of sex stuff it is not inaccurate.
