There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise
Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?
Oh it Already is.
literal shitpost
I’d argue it’s quite the opposite.
I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on “lapse” you’ll experience.
Its okay they are pros at it.
/r/nopoop.
/c/nopoop fixed it for you
The
giftpoop that keeps on givingaccuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠
Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it’s like when it actually happens though.
Maybe he’s dead but his battery isn’t.
Holup. People track dookies?
Find the Lemmy user “mizu”. They’ve been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it’s become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it’s performance art
Any idea how to link to a user here?
mizu is providing updates in a different thread lol
Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in ‘Lemmy Museum’ as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.
8 months no alcohol here;)
4 weeks no feaces
Congrats on the smoking!
Wtf ! Pooping 🤮🤮
Shitzen poopens
Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?
A ciggy might help with the poo…
Congrats.
Now no poop for 4 days.
??? 12 d 12h…
Apparently they’re already on 12 days…
You haven’t pooped??