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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Good morning madam

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Good morning madam

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    We have always just been weird as fuck haven’t we?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, you see a guy taking a nice walk with his penis-trolley and your first instinct is to whip out your palette and easel to immortalize it on canvas. Privacy is dead.

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        Great username

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems totally normal to me.

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      Granma’s grandma grandma was more wild than you can imagine and want to admit.

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        Wouldn’t surprise me. When my grandmother died and my mother read her diary we learned that she was a drunken slut.

        • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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          And then there is that sort of event.

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    My cat saw this. She’s christian.

    Wtf bro.

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      I like how you named your cat Christian. Say hi to her from me!

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      [NSFC]

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        NSFP

        Not Safe For Pussy

        In both senses of the word.

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    Bro forgot to click the NSFW checkbox 💀

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Satisfied, madam?

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      Art. Not porn.

  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    Well, at least she’s pleasantly surprised.

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    Me when it’s been a couple weeks.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Pee is stored in the shaft

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        You sweet summer child. Yes, of course I meant I haven’t peed. 🥹❤️

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    I want to know the context behind this.

    • Vej@lemm.ee
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      I came here to ask that as well.

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      Tried to reverse image search, not much out there. I wonder what’s the original source.

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    Have someone noticed all parts in the picture are happy with situation? The imp is smilling and woman seems delighted.

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      tbf I’d be delighted too

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        And now is the time I confess to be scared.

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