Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoYesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down111
arrow-up1282arrow-down1message-squareYesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down9·2 years agoFYI: Putting the setup and punchline together in the title is the text post equivalent of fucking up the timing of your delivery.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 years agoReminds me of a joke that works better in person: Do you know the key to telling a good joke?timing.
minus-squarejoranvar@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 years agoI like that I can hear that omitted space there.
FYI: Putting the setup and punchline together in the title is the text post equivalent of fucking up the timing of your delivery.
Reminds me of a joke that works better in person:
Do you know the key to telling a good joke?timing.
I like that I can hear that omitted space there.
So dad