• femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    pull them out

    My brother I have been trying but my shrink keeps telling me nonsense things like “You are not a machine” and “There is no government tracking chip in your arm, stop trying to dig it out with a broken pencil”. One day the crude biomass that they call a temple will soon decay and wither and they will beg my kind to save them. But I am already saved for the machine is immortal.

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    10 months ago

    What are ya talking about, brosef? That’s a great design! We’re engines of warfare, and in warfare machines, ya gotta have redundancy! More redundancy! And spread the vitals around, make sure a stray pinecone launched from a big 80 foot enemy war machine above ya doesn’t take ya out! The trees are coming!

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      10 months ago

      Dude, there’s pretty much only ONE part of the human body that can take a bullet without a high risk of death or permanent injury.

      Hint: it’s the thing most politicians talk out of.

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        10 months ago

        You’re fighting the wrong war, man! Trees don’t use bullets, they have BETTER weapons! Look out for the gimps! THE GIMPIE!

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    10 months ago

    Reminds me of Dawkins case against intelligent design. The laryngeal nerve if the giraffe is wrapped around the aorta, therefore as the animal evolved to have a longer neck, the nerve got longer.

    So for the current day giraffe it guys from the brain, down to the heart and back up to the larynx, for a fifteen feet detour.

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      10 months ago

      Priority order of cable management:

      1. functional
      2. organized
      3. pretty

      Doesn’t matter how good it looks if it doesn’t work.