When I’m in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”

Never said “fast eating burger competition.” Do figure skaters get extra points for doing their sets fast? Style is what matters, and I’m using extra tongue

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This is so stupid 😂