Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.
Those nonsticks 😩
If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?
Eyyyyyyy
“Pan” sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It’s funny because it’s true.
Hmmm. I WASN’T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don’t do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren’t there signs saying not to do it.
POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
I’m the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don’t think my chances for immortality are too good.
Is that bald Hayden Christensen?
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I’m going to use this and you can’t stop me
