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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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      Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable. Pure liquid that smells like Hell itself.

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        I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.

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        Hahaha

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      I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

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        You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that’s 5.5 lbs)

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          yeah just about 9500-10k calories, nbd

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          🙂

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.

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        I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…

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      There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!

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        Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
        Click the link and bide the danger
        Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
        What would have followed if you had.

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        Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.

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          Stay out of my notifications damn you!

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      Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

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        Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high

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          Either that or mayo has become a day job and they can’t stand it outside of competition.

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            Yeah I’m a competitive sex haver and I can’t stand sex outside of competitions anymore.

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      She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.

      And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.

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      me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.

      Eating starts

      me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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      And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.

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        Barf-o-rama

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      I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.

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      Oh lord, 2.4 kg in one sitting

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      Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

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      Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.

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        Come join the Mayo Club.

        The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

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          If you overdose on the stuff I think they have a clinic for that too.

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