Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it’s made of people
Im still convinced that Pikachu is infact mot furry, but is instead weirdly smooth with a plastic like texture.
Watch detective Pikachu and it might help.
They got it wrong.
Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
Machoke me daddy uwu
no
No way. They’d be so cuddly.
Society isn’t my fault
Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?
Yes.
Alright, let’s get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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…Ditto
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
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I just like to be the little spoon
that’s living the dream
Wait until he takes off his power belt.
machoke made me a furry, no lie.
but it’s not…
you know what, nevermind.
well, a scalie, to be exact.
