The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I’ve left it at the default

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

I’m at 17, no lie.

They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.

WHERE IS IT

Zeno. The name is Zeno.

I’m trying to picture wearing a sock on one foot, and underwear on the other…

Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.

I use Lemmy almost exclusively on iPad (mini), so this doesn’t quite fill my need.

Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them

Sounds kinda racist, honestly

Admins preemptively defederating Threads has a very middle school feel to it.

They will, eventually.