S Tier, sir!

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

A/s/l?

What about a EWE?

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

It’s a major award!

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.