Urethra Franklin
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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.31·2 years agoThe larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...2·2 years agoOEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!3·2 years agoExcuse me?
If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings3·2 years agoSave big money at My Nards!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!5·2 years agoAlso, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·2 years agoI agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish1·2 years agoA/s/l?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·2 years agoWhat about a EWE?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fake news, fake penis...552·2 years agoDepends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oreos set to replace communion wafers.131·2 years ago“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.2·2 years agoWhy the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!331·2 years agoDude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!192·2 years agoDude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.English2·2 years agoIt’s a major award!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'2·2 years agoLicense and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So that's who started this...32·2 years agoI don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•NASA has some explaining to do3·2 years agoYour cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.
S Tier, sir!