Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoNASA has some explaining to dostartrek.websiteexternal-linkmessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 years agoThis is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country. Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoYour cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
minus-squareLifeBandit666@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoThat’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?