In other news, Donald trump has demanded that cats now bark.

That’s why you should all do one each.

Arms Manufacturers:

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

"But what if we try to stop destroying the planet and someone else keeps making more profits by continuing to do so?! How is that fair on our shareholders?

How are we supposed to keep increasing our revenue under those conditions? I don’t think you are thinking about what’s really important here"

Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.

So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders

(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)

Imagine talking about great RPG companions and not mentioning Knights of the Old Republic

We just keep having the largest most destructive storms and floods in years, and some people still claim this is totally normal and nothing we can do about it.

And those people are massive cunts

Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?

The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.

There is no paradox.

Tolerance is a social contract that both guides and protects your actions. If you breach that contract by being a cunt then you are no longer afforded it’s protections for the same.

Nazis demand you accept them while demonising others and will continue to take advantage of you being “tolerant” for as long as you allow it.

Why does he allow them to exist in the first place? He created them and their thoughts.

Satan’s influence you say? So Satan is more powerful than god?

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.

Secret?

Gta online was a scam long before this.

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

He was, but all he came back with was: {Error: ChatGPT credits expired}