Run for office and be the lesser evil.

I’m an organ donor, but I suspect my organs won’t be worth much by the time I’m done with them.

I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.

I once chose to read a Tom Clancy book over the summer for a book report in the following semester (I enjoyed those Rainbow Six games from the 90’s, so the books would probably be cool too right?). I stood up there in class and was like “I’m gonna be honest, I couldn’t bring myself to read more than half of this.” And the teacher was like, “I don’t blame you.”

My money’s on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.

Things can’t get better as long as propagandists like those at Fox news are allowed to operate unchecked. No matter what happens, no matter how many people get hurt, they will continue to find a way to give credit to the conservatives and demonize the left. Even if they have to outright fabricate stories to do so.

These people use “socialism” as a scary word to argue against anything that benifits poor people. And they send emails about how evil democrats are to anyone stupid enough to read them. They are a cancer.

There’s a reason my mouse has buttons dedicated to copy and paste.

Pick things up and put them down, is my guess.

I wouldn’t say no to another Echo Night.

I’d sooner go full-time on my game dev hobby and hope for the best.

My dad had a pet skunk as a kid. I think he said it kind of acted like a cat.

I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.

I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”

The food I made did have a tiny bit of me in it. That’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near a kitchen anymore.

I don’t think I ever got more than $200 in a month. But I keep the money in a separate account and only use it for game dev or business stuff.

Happens to me almost every month. Good thing I didn’t quit my day job.

Kinda related:

I don’t typically go for racing games, but I have fond memories of playing Extreme-G on the N64. It had wepons, high speeds, and a soundtrack that tricked a young me into thinking I might like techno music.

Had to put mine down several weeks ago. She was also 18. I lost several other pets and four grandparents without shedding a tear, but this one broke me.

The vet appointment was at 6pm, so I could spend the last day with her. She acted more or less normal for her age, except not eating for three days and throwing up water.

I was rubbing her head until her heart stopped. I still miss her so much.

Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.

I kinda miss doing those relatively simple physics probems like finding how far something goes based on velocity and shit.