at which point Apple fanboys/girls start bitching because the text bubbles are ‘the wrong color’ which it’s seriously the most ridiculous first-world problem I’ve ever heard of.

Wait…… isn’t this the whole point of the article? Samsung and Google are bitching because they don’t want to be green bubbles. Don’t make it out like this is all iPhone users. Google has had I can’t count how many substandard messaging apps, but now they’ve developed their own proprietary format and are crying for Apple to support it.

So let me get this straight, Google & Samsung want Apple to be forced to do something that will cost Apple sales and increase sales for their competitors. Good luck with that.

I will never - NEVER - forgive them for shutting down Google Reader. That’s the closest I’ve come to cutting everything Google out of my life, and I’m still salty about it today.

Soooooo did you pass?

I hate it when my apps shit down. 🤣

They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

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I also choose this guy’s……

Wait, I forgot where I was for a minute. Sorry.

I didn’t read close enough and thought you said TikTok. I thought to myself, “TikTok has reminders?!?”

I walk into my house and start dictating to a speaker sphere what lights to turn on, what to set the thermostat to, and to turn on the tv. And she answers. Just like in sci fi movies.

As I get older I realize why the Grinch wanted to live alone on a mountain with his dog.

Also, maybe the Grinch wouldn’t be so sour if everyone in town wasn’t constantly singing songs about what a piece of crap he was!

But what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!

You can not understate how important the iMac was to Steve Jobs’ plan to save Apple.

Read all about this and more in this month’s issue of Duh.

Eat a tick? I’m actually not sure which is worse….

I used Apollo on iOS. It wasn’t just the way it looked, and not just the way it worked, but it was the tiny things that made it superior. For example, one thing that I loved and haven’t seen on any other app is the way that it handled videos. While the video was playing you could put your finger on it and scrub it back and forth to fast forward/rewind. So intuitive, but I don’t know of another app - Reddit or Lemmy - that has that.

OH!

“Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!”

Loraine is Loraine Newman, one of the original Not Ready For Primetime Players from SNL. I’m not sure who the other guy on her left is.

…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.