How apropos that steampunk is what you get when you slap half-cocked period fashion on highschool theater tier drama and handwave science (ie. physics, economics, politics, ecology, etc.) to cobble together tired tropes for semi-literate self-styled “outcasts”… Basically Twilight for LARPers. 🤷🏼‍♂️

edit: I see steampunk cringe doesn’t hinder the ability to silently downvote. Cute.

There’s an age-old saying: “No one should ever meet their heroes.”

Um, what? You mean, like IMDB? You have the internet where you are? 🤪

Oh, yeah, I remember him at GenCon in the mid-90s! Signing glossies at his table between two huge private security guys while he talked the rudest shit about the fans in line to shell out $20 minimum. Never about the one standing in front of him that I could tell, always the ones half a dozen spots back, but he was so impressively drunk you could smell it before you even got on deck. I stepped away from the line and just watched the spectacle for a while before finding something better, but I didn’t miss him getting into it with a couple fans and the security guys “helping” him up to take a break. 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

Wasn’t she just going off on “kids these days” not working hard enough to be able to afford things like a house, health insurance, free time, etc.? Nah, bitch is rich and drank the Kool aid lonnnng ago… She was never your friend and role model if you paid enough attention.

How about we remember the character and the scenes we love, instead? 🤪

Also, the strike is over.

Yeah, that’s definitely some Iris DeMent & John Prine level love. 😅🤗

Dammit, gramps. You’re standing in your own liquid shit again.

Ayyy. How old are we? 😅🫣

You got someone to marry you with that habit intact?!

Ketchup is a jam, not a savory condiment. 🤢🖕🏽

I notice you didn’t put down the hot dog.

Maaaan, that’s a half-step further than I was gonna admit to with “pepperoni Domino’s w/ green olives and ranch”. 🥹

Mario needs to save himself from the pointless questing at endless castles. Bowser needs to save himself from his own tacked-on pomp & patriarchy so he can love the tiny koopa inside his overlarge shell. The both of them have some work to do. Meanwhile, Luigi & Toad could use a fuckin’ buddy movie. Just sayin’.

Neither loves Peach for who she is, but rather who they envision her to be.

To be fair, Bowser loves Peaches more demonstrably, but they’re both infatuated with the icon of her rather than her actual self. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Please, tell me they renamed her Peaches? 🤗🥹

Good bot ❤️

Wait. How the fu… 🙀👻🔥🤘🏼

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