He knows that Nazis are from there, and that’s pretty fckn rad baby

Wait, what makes you think OP is any of these things? Are you just projecting your political views you don’t like onto people you don’t like?

TIL African people aren’t black, apparently?

2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!

Yeah, Jesus actually said you should pay taxes. Give Ceaser’s things to Ceaser and God’s things to God.

Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

Wait, the old white hereditary monarch whose country colonised huge parts of the world is racist? I’m shocked I tell you, shocked!

I don’t give a fuck, because at least we can now control our passport colour. That’s worth any amount of risk

My 8GB 13-year old Linux laptop and I would like to disagree

Oh no, they pulled one of their socks too high!

Hungry people will only waste the food by eating it /s

Nobody bats an eye when you say, “early inheritance,” but everyone gets sooo upset when I murder my parents

And if no-one does “flip that switch for you,” then that’s ok too.

About 80% of my use of Netflix is “hear about a cool film, open up the app, it’s not on Netflix, close the app”.

Age of Mythology. It’s an RTS game from maybe 20 years ago, although there’s a remastered edition that’s less than a year old. I played the original version and the story and gameplay are both really fun. The controls definitely feel dated and clunky to me now though. I’ve not played the new version but I expect it’s good too.

Specifically, you can play as Norse, Egyptians and Greeks with three main gods and nine(?) minor gods from each pantheon. You build up your civilization / town over several ages, managing your resource gathering and armies. Each age unlocks a new god with a new god power. Each god also has different mythical monsters that you can create such as jackals, hydras, wolves, etc. The original also had Chinese and Atlantians (Greek titans) as DLC, I don’t know if they exist in the new version

Back in caveman times, no-one had a smartphone with a torch on it to help see the caves. It was all done using flip-phones with just the screen lit up. Those poor artists :(

Genuinely cool shower thought though, I wonder if it’s true

“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

You know most of the world isn’t USA, right? I’m sick of American politics, and while it is important to talk and mobilise against conservatives, I also don’t want it to be >50% of what I see here. Not wanting to see American politics doesn’t mean you’re privileged, it might mean you’re just not American.

(And also, people who are American and will be disadvantaged by conservative politics still might want to relax and enjoy their free time without having to think about all the bullshit that’s happening to them. No-one should be fighting for their rights 100% of the time, we all deserve some time to relax and have fun as well, otherwise what are we even fighting for?)

Salt enjoyers be like

Nice