There’s a lot of hyperbole out there about quality and repair costs. I know people want to devalue the brand any way they can, I don’t fault that. But, my first-release Model 3 was a really great car. I’m really going to miss it.

As I was walking away after selling it, I couldn’t help but say “it’s not your fault, buddy. You didn’t deserve this and I will always have a place in my heart for you. You were merely a victim of evil beyond our control. Good night, sweet prince.”

Carvana bought mine at a decent price. I imagine the coming glut will have them refusing to buy Teslas outright. Other enraged Tesla owners should unload theirs asap.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to see it. But they have so much power and money and military that they could declare martial law and lock it all down before that. They own things other than money: property, supplies, land. Yes, hungry people would go after that, but this isn’t the French Revolution. The weapons of the elite are much more powerful now.

They’re trying the “buy EVs to own the libs” angle. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton….

Yeah don’t wait for that. You’ll only be disappointed.

no u

and I am absolutely here for it

Can we please banish this idiotic phrase from the internet?

But then how would they force it on other people? Think of the children, man.

What, that old thing? Nobody follows that anymore

Good, click on them for the rest of us

In the same time period, Apple is down 7%. Yes we are hurtling toward a depression, but Tesla is leading the way and fuck them.

You put it in your butt and bounce around like Tigger.

If there’s no MrBabyMan, why bother?

I have a Canon color laser printer which works pretty well and doesn’t pull any of this shit. They’re probably the last one standing now.

Another million dollar donation to trump?

It’s not a lifestyle declaration, it’s a car.

That’s the thing though, it was. It said “I believe in the future, and I’m putting my money and transportation where my mouth is.” I was an early adopter because I wanted people to see that an electric future was not only possible, but exciting and inevitable.

Even after that “pedo” incident, I was a “separate the art from the artist” kind of person. But this isn’t just a bridge too far, it’s off the cliff and into a river of lava.

China EA has been generous.

I was obsessed with Generals in 2003. It would be very damaging to my productivity if there was a Mac version.

The chat room:

Apple has decided to eliminate the crease at all costs, regardless of price

So, for the price of a nice iPhone and a nice iPad, I could have… a smaller phone and a smaller iPad.