It just fucking is, kiddo.

I’m right there with you, my brother in crust.

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.

I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.

This man is an agent of justice. The murderer is dead.

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

Autism is liking things.

There’s probably some wisdom in that, but unfortunately I can’t see it because my human experience sucks.

That’s exactly how it went down.

They just hit the second tower.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.