Pulls out my big box of old CAT5 cables… Who’s the packrat now?!

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I’m Scruffy, the janitor.

Because glitter bombs are so 2019…

Yup, I specifically use y’all and recommend it to people (like my parents) to replace gendered phrases, and I’m not from the y’all zone.

Still up for debate, “dude” and “hun/hon”.

*I’m a trans woman also

So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Like a penguin?

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing…

I successfully line danced in 4 inch stilletos. Yes it was a Cowboy Carter launch party.

NOT a cat… Don’t ask me how I know.

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they’re doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.