What is the best skill you possess that makes you stand above the average person?

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    Statistical modeling.

    And yes, I am miffed about the use of the word “exponential” in this post’s title.

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    I got a PhD in philosophy. I have exponentially more experience applying for jobs and getting rejected than most people.

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      I was clearing out my Hotmail. I’ve a Msc in health psych. Well over 1k in reject emails. I may have a rival

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    Math (I’m a graduate student). And “exponentially more experienced than the average” means nothing as exponential is a progression, not a comparison between two values.

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    So you’re asking people what they do for a living?

    Doing something for 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week makes you a lot better at that thing than other people.

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      Actually doing something for 40 hours a week is truly remarkable. People waste so much time, me included.

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        Man I’m so good at sleeping though. I get at least 5 hours a night, so that’s 40 a week! Woohoo!

        /s

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          Where do you get an 8-day week? I want one (assuming it’s an extra break day not work day…).

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    By feel I can identify 20 lb, 24 lb, 28 lb, 65 lb cover, 110 lb cover, and 12 pt matte paper. I’m increasingly impressed by people’s business cards as a result, as it is often much, much heavier than 12 pt matte.

    Using comparison I can distinguish 80 lb semi-gloss cover, 100 lb semi-gloss cover, 8 pt gloss, 10 pt gloss, and 12 pt gloss. (But then again, most people could, given multiple choices rather than a free-response question.)

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      “Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.”

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        In case you’re legitimately asking: No, it’s just cheaper and fancier versions of normal printer paper and cardstock (cover and cardstock are essentially the same thing). You just feel its texture, maybe shake it a little, figure out its weight.

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      I too consider myself better at this than the average person. I often find myself slow blinking at random cats in the street.

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      I wish I had this skill! I love cats and dogs and wish I could talk to them and pet them every time I see them.

  • LifeBandit666@feddit.uk
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    Since the Reddit blackout I decided to learn how to solve a Rubik’s Cube. My best time for solving one so far is 82 seconds. I know it’s no world record but the average person can’t solve a Rubik’s cube so I’m way more experienced.

    • Liz@midwest.social
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      Way to go! I used to hustle the lunch room with my Rubik’s cube and get people’s desserts by solving it in less than a minute. I only knew the inefficient layer-by-layer method, so it really was a race.

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    I want to join in here too with the exceptionally good driving. I, like everyone else here, am totally a very much better driver than the average person on the road. Exponentially much better, even!

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      One friend of mine says the same all the time… In fact, he’s the worst driver I’ve ever driven with! In reality, I am much better and even exponentially better than the average driver.

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      All you have to do in order to be a better than average driver is to be alert to what’s going in around you. I do that, and I drive fast. I’m an exponentially better driver than most.

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    Having gone through conscription military, I have leveled up some very important abilities.

    Looking busy: I can find convincing ways to spend time without actually doing anything important.

    Wasting time: When nobody is looking, I can find creative and fun ways to pass the time. (this ability is maxed out)

    Also gained a few special perks.

    Forest fun: Who needs movies, games or the internet when you have an axe and some wood. Even pine cones, rocks and sticks will be enough to keep you preoccupied in creative ways.

    Day dreaming: Who needs the forest, when you can build countless universes in your mind.

    Oh, and I did learn to shoot and keep my rifle in working order. I guess that’s nice too. Didn’t get to level that anywhere near as much, but that’s ok.

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    I am, without trying to sound arrogant, much better at cornering, roundabouts, and general driving than a large part of the population in Australia.

    I can enter a roundabout, in a preselected gear, at appropriate revs and speed. Load up the suspension just right, so I’m released into my chosen exit, kissing the apex with a release of energy that feels so sweet, smooth and safe, that it’s a beautiful part of my life.

    All within safe thresholds, and always when I know it’s safe. And the way others use roundabouts, it’s always safer than the general population.

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      As a fellow Australian I think this is partly down to the equipment as well.

      I can take a roundabout much faster and more confidently in my sports car with a low centre of gravity and performance tyres compared to an SUV with cheapo tyres like a large proportion of the population drives.

      I’m guessing you also drive a car which is more performant than most on the road.

      • Solemn@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No matter what you drive, it’s still not hard to be better than all the people who stall traffic because they don’t realize they can squeeze through a gap about 4 feet wider than their car so we can actually pre fill the turn lane while the light’s red.

        Nor is it hard to actually know to accelerate smoothly through a turn instead of braking through it.

        Or to know how to just stay in your clearly marked turn lane during your turn (literally marked through the entire intersection) instead of cutting off the other two turn lanes (this happened to me yesterday).

        None of these things are actually much harder to do in a large car than a sports car, just obviously your actual speed and acceleration should change based on your car, tires, and everything else. I use the same principles I use when driving a fun car to help drive safely when it’s a minivan.

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      I’m an American who knows how to properly signal when going through a roundabout. This automatically makes me more knowledgeable than 99.99999% of American drivers.

  • WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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    I am exponentially more experienced at guessing my Lemmy account password than anyone else here. Try it. See you can’t. Me very smart. 🤓

    /s Inb4 a hacker gets mad and actually hacks my account lmao