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Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
“We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!” - 'Murican Jesus
A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.
Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?
They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.
At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.
If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too “leftist”.
And brown.
I’d love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.
Fake news, on to the next one
Fatal crash.
For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
For releasing the mutant giant eagle.
Have you guys also noticed that we’ve barely heard anything about Kirk’s shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it’s because Kirk’s shooter isn’t quite as useful to them for painting the left as “violent criminals”
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
Address the groypers, cowards
🐘ADDRESS ME
Hey! We don’t do facts here!
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the “plandemic” that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Its how the left got kennedy too
Reagan was too strong for the vaccine. Trump, too.
Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.
They were goyim so they don’t count.
I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.
New rapper name dropped that day. “Big squirt”.
Jesus prefers watching and doing nothing about anything
Jesus is the ultimate cuck.
Jesus Cucking Christ
I was about to ask “I’m mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?” but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don’t know why am I even asking.
If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn’t have allowed him to become a blood fountain.
Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.
Maybe because they did not kill him sooner…
Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
you’re talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.
See you’re actually caring about facts and truth.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper
The only reason this idea was ever advanced was wishful thinking by people who wanted to have their cake and eat it too. People who wanted to be glad Kirk is gone without the ‘guilt’ of acknowledging that political violence can be a force for good or that ‘their side’ is capable of it.
This was immediately obvious to anybody who wasn’t actively wishing they could wash their hands of it politically. ‘Oh he dressed up as a gopnik for halloween once, and I found this pepe version of a gopnik, pepe is a groyper meme therefore he must be a groyper’
That’s at Texas A&M. My alma mater is a god damn embarrassment now
meanwhile on Facebook:
Anarchism is slavery? What?
War is peace.
And most importantly: ignorance is strength.
Maybe in the sense of this song
Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch
You wouldn’t even have enough to buy a cheap candy
They where just really patriotic \s
Ah, “Nazism”, the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠
They don’t get enough credit for really toning it down a peg.
White Jesus!!!
Wow.
Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!
