At a room party, specifically 😉
Coward, I’m in the show room
I’m in the shower room
Already top 5% of convention attendees
Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.
If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.
That class in combinatorics really pays off!
You’re treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.
I’m trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke
But with hamsters
smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it
Furry: whines softly and wags tail
Then starts licking you or something. Just don’t make eye contact and you won’t get your leg peed on.
Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Doing an Eif-fur Tower.
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Convention sounds like a banger.
i… inside? 😳
Lucky bastards
…do wolves woof?
(They bark, but differently than dogs)
To the best of my knowledge, they awoo
God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way
You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.
Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.
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Oh murr
First time this ended as expected
Heh I said something about pitbulls and was promptly banned from several furry communities (one mod). Ok then…













