I feel either seen or personally attacked
Can’t attack what you can’t see. 🧠
This is why Ray Charles boxing career went nowhere.
so…no then?
Sir, did you want to Biggie Size your Baconator combo or not?
Black cat
Taps head
I’ve got a black dog to ruin my light clothes and a white dog to ruin my dark clothes.
Our dog is kinda gray, but his hair is banded black/white/black. So it shows up on anything.
Unfortunately he sheds like 2 dogs so we’re ultimately in the same boat.
Reusable grocery bags are the most embarrassing, so I end up cleaning them every week.
Dog tax:

Yin and yang
Yep. White and black cats in my house
Catch me with that lint roller in my glove compartment 😆
Same, but they never last long.
…exactly?
You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.




