[violent ISO-8601 noises]
2026-06-07 still works for the joke
If you’re outside the US it’s next month.
Joke’s on you, I’m in the Federated States of Micronesia
What’s their date format? Or they don’t use the same calendar?
What are we being outraged about?
Millennials becoming boomers.
Upset they aren’t young anymore.
67 🤪
67? 🚫
69? 😏
Little kids get excited when they hear “six seven”. It’s an international meme that gained a lot of traction with elementary aged kids.
It’s a damn good thing it fell on a Sunday or teachers would be going more insane than normal.
In a few years they find a new number to be obsessed with, and 68 gets serious FOMO.
Oh. That. Thanks, I think ;)
The answer changes based where you are from, and who you are

Yep, that’s what we need, customized “truths” even for something as trivial as time
Me, looking over at religion:
Next thing you know, they’ll be telling you that October 5th-14th, 1582, didn’t exist
We could give them a name - like “temporal areas”, or something.
No. Stop giving the wannabe
fuckheadsoverlords ideas. They demonstrably cannot come up with their own shit, yet ya’ll hellbent on giving them fuel.Yeah I heard they talked about it in secret and call it UTC, Ultra Trillionaire Code. Some of them claim to be in GMT, Gold Money Trust, but a lot of the tech companies are secretly headquartered in PST, or Palantir Secret Territory
lol … palantir secret trust… bravo sir








