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s@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

No freaking way

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No freaking way

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s@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago
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    8 hours ago

    [violent ISO-8601 noises]

    • NichtElias@sh.itjust.works
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      2026-06-07 still works for the joke

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    If you’re outside the US it’s next month.

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      Joke’s on you, I’m in the Federated States of Micronesia

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        What’s their date format? Or they don’t use the same calendar?

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_date_formats_by_country

  • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    What are we being outraged about?

    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      Millennials becoming boomers.

      Upset they aren’t young anymore.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      67 🤪

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        67? 🚫

        69? 😏

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Little kids get excited when they hear “six seven”. It’s an international meme that gained a lot of traction with elementary aged kids.

      It’s a damn good thing it fell on a Sunday or teachers would be going more insane than normal.

      In a few years they find a new number to be obsessed with, and 68 gets serious FOMO.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        Oh. That. Thanks, I think ;)

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    The answer changes based where you are from, and who you are

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      Yep, that’s what we need, customized “truths” even for something as trivial as time

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        Me, looking over at religion:

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        Next thing you know, they’ll be telling you that October 5th-14th, 1582, didn’t exist

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        We could give them a name - like “temporal areas”, or something.

        • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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          No. Stop giving the wannabe fuckheads overlords ideas. They demonstrably cannot come up with their own shit, yet ya’ll hellbent on giving them fuel.

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            Yeah I heard they talked about it in secret and call it UTC, Ultra Trillionaire Code. Some of them claim to be in GMT, Gold Money Trust, but a lot of the tech companies are secretly headquartered in PST, or Palantir Secret Territory

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              lol … palantir secret trust… bravo sir

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