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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • dewritoninja@pawb.social
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    I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

    • Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
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      “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

      • imgprojts@lemmy.ml
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        The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

  • STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    huh? coleslaw is amazing

  • DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social
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    deleted by creator

    • Delphia@lemm.ee
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      Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

      Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

      Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

      Elevate your cullinary game folks.

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        deleted by creator

  • conorab@lemmy.conorab.com
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    Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

    • oo1ooo11o1o1o1@lemmy.ml
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      What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.

      • mycatiskai@lemmy.one
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        Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

      • conorab@lemmy.conorab.com
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        Oh that’s still awesome!

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    Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Fuck coleslaw.

      Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

      • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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        you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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        Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.

    • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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      Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

      You like pineapple on pizza.

      You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

      You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

      • incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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        Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

          • saltesc@lemmy.world
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            I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

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      ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

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      I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

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    coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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      If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

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        @BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

        A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: “Chateo de Sauce, 1985” and pours a little into the customer’s glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says “Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant.”
        “I already said it, and this was just the ketchup.”

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      deleted by creator

  • SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world
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    Make better coleslaw maybe?

    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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      Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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        Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!

        I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    Shut your whore mouth!

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    The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
    Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
    Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

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    47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

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    As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

  • °˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
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    Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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      Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

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        He probably does it while eating slaw

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          Like a boss

  • leanleft@lemmy.ml
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    < deleted. pls find info on fb/yt > …

  • Teon@kbin.social
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    Ummm… cabbage makes your tits grow… so, there’s that.

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      That explains my man tits

    • meow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

    • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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      really?

      • Blackout@kbin.social
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        Seems like someone has their weekend planned

        • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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          indeed.

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        Russian moms would tell their daughters this.

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