It’s crucial that you walk in without fear, because the animals can smell fear and will devour you
Especially the parrots
The store clerks are actually flocks of parrots in trenchcoats
Man-eating parrots wrote this sign.
Have the carnivorous parrots of New Zealand ever eaten a man? Like I presume that theyve tried, I know for a fact theyll go after sheep.
Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.
No incident, it’s just resting!
Parrots were about 6 or 7X their current size back in those days, so it was irresponsible for this shop to have ever hosted them.
Thanks. Was about to ask because I did not get it and thought it’s an US thing.
I hope you’re joking but if you’re not, it’s not true.
Why should I be joking?
Because you’re a funny guy :)
“It’s just pining for the fjords” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
I recently watched a documentary about the bird attack on Bodega Bay
