tourist@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoif I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor itlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkif I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor itlemmy.worldtourist@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareswag_money@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agosuicide by oncoming traffic is such a dick move. you don’t have the right to endanger other lives just because you’re suicidal. if you want to kill yourself, do it right. go to Michael’s™ and buy a tank of helium to asphyxiate yourself.
minus-squareRed_October@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHey, Helium is too valuable to waste like that! A toaster in the bathtub will do just fine.
minus-squarerushaction@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoRespectfully, please do not do this. Helium is a non-renewable resource. Once lost to the atmosphere it’s gone for good. Nitrogen on the other hand makes up 78% of the atmosphere and is equally effective.
minus-squareswag_money@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoah good point. so instead, go to your local tire shop and fill some balloons with nitrogen :p
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoWe can make all the helium we need, just have to figure out Fusion Power. /s
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoBro really just said “We can’t replace helium, unlike you, pick a different suicide option”
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agobut he’s got a point though.
minus-squareFilterItOut@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHelium gets replaced by radiation. You can do your part by breathing in radon. I love helping science!
minus-squaremke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoRespectfully, the dead need not care about loss of non-renewable resources.
minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoAint that mentality kind of why climate change is a thing, the oil barons will be dead when rest of humanity has to suffer from their actions
suicide by oncoming traffic is such a dick move. you don’t have the right to endanger other lives just because you’re suicidal.
if you want to kill yourself, do it right. go to Michael’s™ and buy a tank of helium to asphyxiate yourself.
Hey, Helium is too valuable to waste like that! A toaster in the bathtub will do just fine.
Respectfully, please do not do this. Helium is a non-renewable resource. Once lost to the atmosphere it’s gone for good. Nitrogen on the other hand makes up 78% of the atmosphere and is equally effective.
ah good point. so instead, go to your local tire shop and fill some balloons with nitrogen :p
We can make all the helium we need, just have to figure out Fusion Power.
/s
Bro really just said “We can’t replace helium, unlike you, pick a different suicide option”
but he’s got a point though.
Helium gets replaced by radiation. You can do your part by breathing in radon. I love helping science!
Respectfully, the dead need not care about loss of non-renewable resources.
Aint that mentality kind of why climate change is a thing, the oil barons will be dead when rest of humanity has to suffer from their actions