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psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How many times will I tell you?

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psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    close the lid.

    now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.

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      No, close the lid because that’s how you avoid coating everything in the room with a film of urine and feces. Open toilets are disgusting.

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        i mean, that too. that’s the excuse i give when people demand to know why I always “fucking” close the “goddamn” lid :3

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      Also, then stuff can’t accidentally fall into the toilet

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        TIL I’m a moron always being careful around the toilet so I don’t drop something in…when I could’ve just closed the lid.

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          Well now you can sit on that closed lid and reflect on your life

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      Closing the lid so the toilet pipe ghost doesn’t come out

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        the stinkiest ghosts.

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        Leave it up so spiders cant hide under it.

      • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Is that a Zelda reference?

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          No I made it up but yeah why not. Zelda 64 super secret. Secret wall Young Link.

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      Lawful evil

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        Lawful Good IMO

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