Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
My psych patient realizes how to kill themselves while on watch. I love my technicians but 90% of them don’t have enough attention span or intuition to catch it. The only reason I caught it that one time was because I spent my 4 years in school sitting 1:1 as a job and one of my pastimes was looking around the room and trying to figure out how I would do it. I had a patient pick probably the single method most likely to be successful actually. The look of shock on their face when I immediately snatched it was almost worth the paperwork. It would have been even cooler if I’d told them I thought of that three years prior but there was some grappling involved and I was pretty out of breath. And no, I’m not telling you what the method is, but TLDR: nobody’s beat me at this particular game just yet.
I love how this implies the protagonist just wants to die
There was an edgy but very fun indie game a few years ago (maybe 5-6?) where one player played as a parent running around and childproofing the house while the other played as the baby trying to kill themselves. The game was surprisingly fun, and weirdly putting the logic you’d heard your entire life to keep children safe to die was always quiet funny, from getting forks to plugs to filling the bath etc.
Taking inspiration to make a game in a psyche ward in a jail break / death is victory multiplayer game would probably make for a popular streaming game, although the topic is as horrible as the baby death game, perhaps worse because instead of being in the role of a silly unfortunate baby, you’d be in the role of somebody fully aware and acting with premeditation.
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
A look of disappointment and a sigh.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you’re better now.
Attack at dawn.
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
