Died with their flesh in my moutb
Always knew he’d die with one or more bears inside him.
Okay but would you rather choke to death on a gummy bear, or a gummy man?
Checkmate, Haribros
On weed gummy bears.
He didn’t die, he just thought he was dead
Permanently relocated to a higher plane of existence.
Okay, but are gummy bears included in the pool of “random bear” for the woods encounter? Would that mean teddy bears are too? Then we’d have to consider gingerbread men, snowmen, etc. for the “random man” pool. This whole situation is becoming less threatening the more I think about it
Snowmen are spooky. I saw this one Norwegian documentary about a serial killer who used them as his calling card. The editing was truly horrific. I think it was called The Snowman Who Couldn’t Slow Down
Not me. I’m going out like Elvis.
“dieing”
Cause of death: (guts) ripped apart by (catastrophic diarrhea caused by eating too many gummy) bears
