• papalonian@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Reg, why’d you just stab yourself in the shoulder?

    Ah cmon, ain’t ya ever seen a movie?

    Well of course I’ve seen a movie, but what the hell are ya doing?

    Every time the guy stabs himself in a movie, it’s right before he kicks the piss outta the guy he’s fightin’!

    Well that don’t… when that happens, the guys gotta plan Reg, what the hell’s your plan?

    I dunno, but I’m gonna find out!