4th sign fell down. It probably said
ROOM
TODAY
Carpet for your only whole $99 room only
Isn’t this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a “W”. Not confusing in the slightest, really.
Isn’t that just a merkin?
Nah, a Merkin is for the front.
This is a behymen
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I think they a word
The fourth sign must have fallen. Like carpet your whole house, room, for only $99.
thank you.
I was going mad
That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. “Your carped only for 99$”
Edit: Mine doesn’t work forgot the “whole”.
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accidentally
Carpet my hole?
Though you’d never ask.
checks holes
Missing the word “room” or “house”
No, that can’t be it.
What could it be? Such an enigma.
Nope it has an extra ‘w’
Carpet your hole!
No safety smoking first
Carpet for your only whole $99.
Merkin.
Haven’t priced them lately. Is that a good price for a merkin?
My fellow merkins?
$99 for your only carpet
wholeCarpet your for only $0.99 whole
My guess would be “YOUR WHOLE CARPET FOR ONLY 99$”
