Isn’t that just fried tofu?
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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41·1 month agoIt’s the smell…
31·2 months agoI would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
4·7 months agoBehold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
2·8 months ago“This machine just called me an asshole.”
14·8 months agoObviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
Either that or a career in the roller derby.
And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.