Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1801arrow-down11
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minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 year agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·1 year agoOr don’t be a piece of shit
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.