Anon won’t eat his children.
Based and Cronuspilled
I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.
enjoy my melon babies fam
Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits
Yes and that’s what makes them so good
Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller
Honeydew is objectively better than watermelon and cantaloupe, fight me
Good honeydew.
Bad honeydew is just atrocious. I’ve had some really bad honeydew.
I’ll give you that, but that goes for anything, really; good honeydew trumps good and bad watermelon. Bad honeydew I just won’t eat, but that don’t mean that I want watermelon now lol
Yeah no I won’t. You’re right.
Even though I always get lots of bachlash when I say that
Dude they’re worth their weight in water when it’s hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.
You are likely confused as to what to look for.
You want a round not oblong or ovular melon. The tap root should be raised and dry. If it is indented the fruit was harvested too early.
The field spot, where it rests on the ground, should be yellow to orange. If it is white it is unripe. The stripes should be distinct and solid. If it has crusty dirt like stuff that doesn’t brush off easily that’s a good sign as that is scar tissue from where it leaked sugar.
Finally it should sound hollow when tapped not dull.
Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?
Should’ve used a grapefruit.
…and yet I thought I had forgotten…
SHULK SHULK SHULK
Nopales whose needles removed are better as they are aloe and self lubricating. A Colombian man gave me the greatest handjob I have ever received using a nopal leaf.
“We’ll just tell your mother we ate it.”
Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter
That’s how you make Muskmelons
Was this down by the bay?
melon
Trip: “You should leave”
Re-seed the seedless melon
