Truly a shit post. I did not have to know this.
Really? I am thrilled to know it.
I’m a FREE THINKING REPUBLICAN WOLF and I’m going to Shit MY Pants in Public in Solidarity to our BEST EVER MANLY President
Poopy PantsDonald Trump!Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).
I heard a barely audible fart… Is that it? What time is it at?
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
Code 2 had me rolling
“again”?
Yes he is an old man who’s been wearing adult diapers for at least the last decade or so. He shits his pants regularly. Which is totally fine and understandable for old people, it’s not uncommon at all. Often when they get as old as that they have daily help or are in a facility where they can get help quickly. I remember my grandma going thru that when she was 75, as a strong independent woman it was very hard for her.
Now when it’s the goddamned president of the United States, it’s somewhat more of an issue. He is in rough shape both physically and mentally. Just go watch some clip of the man from 10 years ago and compare it to today. But he has a whole bunch of cronies that protect him. Otherwise there is no way this man would have been allowed to still have any sort of job, let alone an important one.
He’s been in diapers since at least the 90s. It’s from drugs not old age. He did it to himself.
There’s a fart sound around 33s and then a mushy plop sound around 44s when he’s shaking hands with Mehmet Oz.
mushy plop sound
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Idk man, if you watch the whole (and I know this might be testing the limits of human attention) 2 minutes. The way they start rushing the press out, it’s pretty obvious something was a foul.
I did watch it all, waiting for the huge plop-shart-fart combo. Reactions… Yeah, sure. Woman in the green didn’t hold back.
Like… Is this fart paradoilia? Y’all seem convinced this is something huge and I’m seeing not seeing much.
It’s embarrassing…
For him and those who he represents. I really don’t know what you’re even arguing homie.
From the description and other comments, I was originally expecting it to be much more obvious what had happened. Yes, I agree with the interpretation most people here have, but it’s a lot more subtle than everyone would like.
Alright, to all the MAGA who donned a bandage on your ear in solidarity with your King, we’re watching closely to see what you’ll do next.
They’re way past that already, try to keep up
Wearing Adult Diapers To Own The Libs
This is truly, truly the stupidest timeline.
Wait until they become all pro-pedophilia!
Pretty sure they already are.
this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Ah . ah .ah . he farted… very funny. Can we have him impeached now, before more innocent people die?
No. Not my decision don’t shoot the messenger. If you want someone to shoot, there are plenty of good options.
Have you ever smelled a McDonald’s hamberder after it’s passed through a 79 year old pedophile?
The lady in green has.
Wtf?
It’s a peertube instance. As you watch you are also potentially uploading a portion of your downloaded video to another viewer in lieu of the hosting server.
Well THAT sure sounds like some sort of legal liability for something or other.
That’s presumably why they put the disclaimer there.
MAGA’s Alpha Male ladies and gentlemen
Can someone describe the audio for the audibly impaired?
pfftt pshhg
Old and feeble
Honestly I only heard one of the sounds ppl are saying there. It was def a fart but honestly underwhelming compared to what I was hoping for. Still def a fart or worse. Idk how micophones work and all that but if it was trump and he sitting down behind a desk the fart or shart had a good amount of gusto
Sounded like a small quick wet and squishy one but fairly minor compard to the ass cannon I was hoping to hear
Here’s my unhelpful contribution: I believe microphones work using piezoelectricity and I also think that’s really cool (that it exists and that humanity found a use for it).
That’s one type. Condenser style microphones are another. Even regular speakers can be used as (mediocre) microphones.
But “generating electricity by bending crystals” is by far the coolest one.
It for sure does not surprise me that other kinds of microphones exist, but I strongly agree with your last sentence.
Er, afaik popular mics are basically a speaker working in reverse, while piezoelectricity is employed in contact mics, which have rather peculiar use-cases.
Wikipedia says:
The most common are the dynamic microphone, which uses a coil of wire suspended in a magnetic field; the condenser microphone, which uses the vibrating diaphragm as a capacitor plate; and the contact microphone, which uses a crystal of piezoelectric material.
The two uses for piezo mics that I’ve encountered are Brian Chippendale slapping one on his throat for the vocals; and a very curious bowed wooden musical instrument, wherein the mic picks up the sound.
Perhaps I’m confused, but your wiki quote itself references piezoelectricity (a word I’m pretty surprised is in my keyboard’s dictionary). Am I misunderstanding?
Contact microphones, true to the name, work when in contact with another solid object that transmits sound. You’d have to shout pretty loudly into one to get it register your voice otherwise.
A contact microphone is a form of microphone that senses audio vibrations through contact with solid objects. Unlike normal air microphones, contact microphones are almost completely insensitive to air vibrations but transduce only structure-borne sound. Often used as acoustic leakage probes, they also enjoy wide usage by electroacoustic music artists experimenting with sound. Contact microphones can be used to amplify sound from acoustic musical instruments, to sense drum hits, for triggering electronic samples, and to record sound in challenging environments, such as underwater under high pressure.
Idk if you ever used a piezoelectric lighter, but take my word that you need to work it rather energetically to get a spark from it. So I easily believe that a piezo mic ain’t gonna do anything from air vibration.
Gotcha, thank you for the clarification.
Thank Jim West, met him a few times, chill guy. I used to work with inventors.
Sounds like someone moving around on a chair
Doubt its what this video claims
While I don’t doubt for a minute that he shits his pants regularly. Fart sounds would be pretty easy to fake….
The reaction of everyone else in the room is what tells me this actually happened.
You could see the outline of a diaper on his golfing outfit from last term though. He’s definitely shitting his pants, even if we aren’t sure he was here, I believe though. Guy is the biggest piece of shit in the country measured by character.
I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.
Didnt the recent epstein dump reveal he shits himself because he got stabbed in the ass by one of his epstein victims or something?
He got stabbed in the ass? With what? Was the girl ok after?
Also for @hector@lemmy.today - Not the Epstein files, but Sascha Riley. Stabbed in the ass with a tent stake.
For those who don’t know who he is, this is the original reporting:
https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-findA partial overview of the same reasons I personally tend to believe him:
https://bethmcdonnell.substack.com/p/a-new-survivor-speaks-epstein-filesThat was the Sasha Riley thing which is full of bonkers unsubstantiated claims.
diaper team 6
Obama wears a brown suit and Republicans loses their minds.
then, this literal shit
Trump’s suit is brown now too.
