Oh so that’s what happened to Blinkin in Robin Hood Men In Tights
I didn’t say Abe Lincoln I said Hey Blinkin
“what’s your name?”
“achoo”
“a jew? Here?”
walking through a fish market
“Ah! The local brothel. Hello, ladies!”
You’re a monster. The pain of never having had is trivial, the pain of getting a taste and then never again, that’s horrible.
Imagine, you’re washing your hands after a poop, suddenly you’re able to see yourself in the mirror, it only lasts 30 seconds before you go blind again, but for the rest of your life you know… You’re one ugly motherfucker.
Make it worse by having it randomly return occasionally.
Have a timer count down in their vision. Like 100 hrs. They close their eyes and the timer pauses. They have vision for 100 hours, that’s it. Choose how to use it.
Nah 10 hours for free and then turn it into a subscription service. Eyeshittification!
They had a movie based off that, instead of money you paid with time, hit zero and you expire
It wouldn’t give them a taste of anything though it would just be the equivalent of flashbanging them.
I think I saw some doctor on YouTube explaining that most blind people don’t see pure black. They have varying levels of sight that count as being legally blind due to cataracts or something else.
Don’t get me wrong, the relief they feel for that 30 seconds for their disabilities to come back still fits in with the spirit of this meme.
While they are sleeping . . .
No, no. They need to be awake to see what they are missing only to just lose it again.
Sleeping, wake up, eye sight, boom gone, nooooooo, all I saw was dark!
Let’s remake it. Instead of completely reverting it after 30 seconds, do the following:
- change timespan to 30 days
- after each blink, you see a WinRar-esque trial window which you have to close manually by touching your butthole with bare fingers.
