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Would be nice to see these in supermarkets and malls, maybe in restaurants so you could pay part of the bill in cum
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Tbf crypto currencies were a good idea that got fucked up, this is fucked already
good idea for what?
im sorry to say but its just a cope. these machines will never replace the experience of cranking one out in a public restroom
On the other hand, the amount of people that are at ease pulling their pork in public is too damn high.
That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
Search “banana cleaner” on Amazon
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
What if I need prostate stimulation?
Ask buddy to help
HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
A team of people had to design this
Round after round of tests and revisions, too. Who tested the alpha version? What were the issues? I’d love to see those notes.
Once installed, a new team of people would have to maintain it. Mechanics with biotech engineering degrees. Cleaning technicians with advanced degrees in medicine, robotics, and hygiene. Eventually an aftermarket for used jizzbots would form, resulting in cum-puter resellers and replacement part manufacturers. Unlicensed spunkdroid hotrodders overclocking their barely legal Frankenstein fuck factories for orgasms previously inconceivable to the human mind. Soon we’ll all be slaves to the perpetual pussy motion machine, our minds melting into one… unnnnnngggggg… wow, that was a lot to type one-handed, where am I, what’s happening? (jk but this stupid gag really got away from me!)
New Lemmypasta?
We need someone to replace their door handle with this
Everything reminds me of her.
If I seem a little out of it, sorry.
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Hook one of these up to a Sybian and let the machines fuck one another. Metaphors abound
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
So what’s the machine version of eskimo brothers?
So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
Why is it so small though
Asians made it?
