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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Later virgins

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Later virgins

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net
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    They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

    Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

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      In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

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        or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

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          They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

      • Shard@lemmy.world
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        African or European swallow?

        • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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          I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

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        That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

        If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

        Or whatever.

        Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

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          And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

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            Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

            Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

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              buy twitter

              call it nutter

              fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

            • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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              Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

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        “Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

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        You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

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      Wasn’t he fairly religious?

      • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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        so too are a lot of gay men

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    Also Sir Isaac Newton:

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    I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself.

    “Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.”

    …well, shit. The meme checks out!

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      Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

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        That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

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      At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.

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        Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”

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        Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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      Um, I’m pretty sure that’s Brian May.

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      His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane

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      What’s the tangent on those curls?

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        Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them

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    @Track_Shovel That explains a lot.

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      I’m? Being insulted by a bot?

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        deleted by creator

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          Next thing you know they’ll be posing thru pieces of bread/toast

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    I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.

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