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minus-squareabbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoAmerican Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH! Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES! Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT! Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now. All of them together: BULLSHIT!
minus-squaredullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·8 months agoCatholics: idk
American Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH!
Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES!
Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT!
Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now.
All of them together: BULLSHIT!
Catholics: idk