tinfoil hat wearing doomsday preppers: what if there’s a disease outbreak? we should learn how to be independent and how to take care of our health
scientists: well, there is
tinfoil hat wearing doomsday preppers: no zombies? must be fake news :(
There are doomsday prepper magazines, which seems like it would be a poor business model if they were right, what with it relying on future issues coming out to sell advertising.
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.
American Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH!
Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES!
Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT!
Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now.
All of them together: BULLSHIT!
I hereby decree that religion must always keep 100 meters (328.084 feet) away from science.
What about the way in which Pope Francis touches science?
