imagine making food so good, they model a whole country after you
Dude if they made a country based on Olive Garden it would be so hype
We can dream
Drem but rel
We have enough violence in the world right now, don’t involve the Italians too
They have a fascist government again, so I’d say it’s a little too late for that…
Albania finally might have an use for all those bunkers
Olive garden breadsticks taste like microwaved Wonder bread with vegetable oil and table salt sprinkled on.
The world is cuckoo bananas.
So let me clarify something before I get to the rest of my comment…I LOVE a lot of cheap, technically shitty quality foods. Fast food burger and fries?? I’m there. Microwaved food at chain restaurants? Loving it. And I fucking love eating the free bread at restaurants.
But I just do NOT understand the hype for Olive Garden bread sticks. They look and taste EXACTLY like a particular kind of cheese stuffed bread sticks (minus the stuffed cheese) that were mass produced and sold in public schools all throughout my childhood. They were tolerable but not great. When I first went to an Olive Garden I was transported back into grade school with the exact smell, look, and taste.
I just don’t get it. Even shit-tier places like Little Caesars do bread sticks better.
I would do borderline illegal things for some fucking Cra-z-bread.
And while I understand where you’re coming from about Olive Garden’s sticks, I frankly don’t care. Those be some tasty mass produced bread product sticks, especially when dipped in their chicken & gnocchi soup. But I get it. The hype is too much for them to live up to. They were probably REALLY good about 20 or so years ago. Enshitification to cut costs.
But today, I don’t care, I have a very unhealthy relationship with bread and will shove them in my face whenever I get the chance.
If you like bread, you should visit Germany. Cannot even tell you how many different breads we got.
My German grandfather mostly ate pumpernickel. No thank you.
Their salad is amazing though. I could eat bowl after bowl.
italy is not, Italy is
Too bad Italy is a myth like Wyoming.
Or Australia
australia’s hoax Is so stupid, AM i right? liKe, how could you even lIve unDer the earth? They woulD be fallING into space
I know right I think the earth isn’t flat I think its a pyramid with a tescos on top that’ll explain all of this
If Olive Garden was my first experience with Italian food, I’d wish Italy didn’t exist.
Italy, but everything is made of hot dogs.
Glizzaly.
Thanks. I hate it.
Olive Garden is disgusting
You better thank whatever pantheon you worship that Italy isn’t real
It used to be good. They went downhill at some point in the last 5-10 years. Their bread sticks always taste like store bought now and they got rid of my favorite meal (the steak gorgonzola Alfredo).
The last time they were halfway decent was back in the 90s. LOL
Eataly is a thing.
it’s very real i saw it in rome once
Reminds of that old joke. You know what they call Chinese food in China? Food.
Worst pizza I ever had was in Rome. Probably because they tried to make an American pizza and failed.
It’s so good, it makes me wish family were real.
same but Jerma, I wish that funny little PSYCHO was real, the guy that KILLED 5 PEOPLE IN 1888 AND IS STILL AT LARGE
I doubt he’s still at large 135 years later. He prolly dead.
ITT, people writing Italy but pronouncing it Iddally
Italiy but rel
Red Lobster cheddar biscuits are so good, I wish Cheddar was a real place too.
