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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Put it in your body, right fucking now

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Put it in your body, right fucking now

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Most Kidneys lmao

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      The FDA made them change it to ‘some kidneys’.

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    This is from Mad Magazine? I didn’t even know they still existed.

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      They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media. I was subscribed to them before they stopped publishing years ago and saved all the last few issues just because I figured they might be worth something someday.

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        “Dad I’m throwing away this box of mad magazines”

        “That’s you’re inheritance!”

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    Made with real rhino penis so you know it’s good!

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      Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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    I’ll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much

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      Powerthirst is also crystal meth

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    Oh nice, it’s sugar free!

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      deleted by creator

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    Imma boof it

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      500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.

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      What does “boof” mean ?

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        What does “boof” mean ?

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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        It means he’s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao

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          I know, I linked an Eric Andre clip in the comment above

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    Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway

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    Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.

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    This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.

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    I’m onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn’t cool) and poison

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    deleted by creator

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    Is that the guy from “Somebody that I used to know”? (Goyte)

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      Goiter

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