What do you think about minorities?
Don’t like em, never cared for em
Oof. What was the original?
Twist: it is the original
If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
:)
Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
Holy mf what was the ORIGINAL‽
Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, “I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I’m not gay, do you think that’s weird?”
Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.
Man, that’s amazing!
If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?
Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery
What is your favorite Hispanic race?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
When you’re having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?
This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.
What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?
Any animal? Probably an elephant
What skills do you have that would keep a marriage stable for decades?
I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day
What’s gooning?
Edging so hard you literally become a horned up zombie person.
What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
