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minus-squarePostProcess@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up127·2 days agoIF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up79·2 days agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days ago"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’ ‘no crabs??’ ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’ “We’ve got some crabs…” ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 days agoPlot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 days agoThat’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoThis gives us time to become crabs before they come
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoInstead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
minus-squarejrs100000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoOh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come
“Babe wait, I can change!”
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.