No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Your mom been on Amazon again?
I think its a dick move.
Paging Dr. Evil.
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
Reposted.
Now that’s a big load!
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
