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Matpat is not who he used to be…
Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.
I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.
You’re a monster.
no love for fusilli?
I prefer Tagliatelle
I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.
I would laugh, but potato.
I think I actually watched this
You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.
Alr, ok, I definitely watched this
I figured, you just didn’t want to admit it. I get it.
I’d say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.
As an Italian, I’m lost for words
Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌
my hands are trembling
This can’t be real
It is a really video. It’s like, a surprising detailed review.
First day on the Internet, eh?
Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety
Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed
Marketing!
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.
Thoughts?
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with
Obviously it’s puttanesca
Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.
Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).
I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.
Would love a Collab.
But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?
I think you’re actually describing a two part series
This is getting better and better
Perché non entrambi?
Mon cheri, you know what it does to me when you speak Albanian.
Giggity
I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?
He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆
Yes. www.protonvpn.com
