grassy ass
No thanks, I already ate.
Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷
To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?
“Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”
“Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”
That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.
I’m a big honking bitch, otherwise."
Scrungly Karens
“I’m just gonna scooch by you”
Cool beans! Awesomesauce!
Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn
I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?
Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek
Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?
Ba gawd!
That energy drink has a family!
Samesies.
Grassyass
El banyo was out of papero
yo quiero taco bell
All I learned was spanglish I think this means “¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!” in English
My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”
I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias
Gratzee!
Gorlami
They forgot the fingers!

Are they all the same woman? I can’t tell.
Ya, Stephanie McMahon.
no, that’s Reese Withoutherspoon.
Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon
What film did that screencap come from?
I’m thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.
Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.
True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian
Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.
Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.










