“So the idea is that you wash away all of the dirt, and each time you clean something you accumulate wealth you can use to buy better equip-“
“Do what now?”
Nah thats insane, he forbade waterpolo. I hereby announce that that waterpolo is a religion.
Buddha inventing the Woke Game List over two millennia before the chuds made theirs
Truly, a man ahead of his time
Buddha was 100% into the weird indie hentai game sites my friend told me exist. It’s in the Bible, look it up.
Your comment is insensitive and I suggest you take it down.
But first post the sites you were talking about so I can block them. I won’t click them, I’ll just block them immediately. I swear.
Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.
So is Call Of Duty. 😆
Today I learned that Buddhists should not play hop scotch or pickup sticks.
Guessing a friend’s thoughts.
This is a list of shit his friends would do to annoy him.
Ok “immitating deformities” does sound kind of ableist. But most of these games seem pretty innocent. I thought Buddha was supposed to be chill. This seems pretty oppressive.
What? No jenga?
Games where players either remove pieces from a pile or add pieces to it, with the loser being the one who causes the heap to shake
The enlightened one, however does approve of the following games:
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
The Leisure Suit Larry Franchise
CC: Red Alert 2
Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Stephen Spielberg’s The Dig
Earthworm Jim
sisyphus however…
Eternally playing Getting Over It and falling just short of the summit.
Sissy-Fuss, he was a little bratty slut.
Would he have enjoyed Asura’s Wrath?
On one hand the aphorism, “If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him” applies. On the other its a game entirely about a mans attachment to his daughter, and Buddhism is about letting go of attachments so…
I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.
So relaxing.
